So as everyone on the freakin' GLOBE is aware of, people do completely stupid things without thinking. At all. Then they get surprised when things go horribly wrong and kick themselves over and over and over again for doing the completely stupid thing. I will now charm you all with a story of my personal experience with this thing. It involves the police, a large and rather unpleasant woman, and jittery panic. None of these things appeal to me anymore.
Play by Play version here we go!
I'm sitting in Latin yesterday. You can imagine the joy in my heart. I dunno what I was going but at that moment the phone rang in the classroom and Ms. Clueless AHEM (something in my throat) went to go pick it up. Looking at me she hung up the phone after a very confusing one-sided conversation. Apparently I was being called down to B-House. Enter suspenseful and dramatic music here. So I get down there, am forwarded to the cafeteria, and sit at a table with a bunch of other people already there. Most of them are juniors. Mr. Assistant Principal comes in... and tells us all about a Facebook fanpage we've all apparently had a hand in about a substitute teacher appropriately named... the Thorpedo.
People, do you even wanna know a person named "thorpedo"? She is a LEGEND in our town. She's only been there for like... what 80 odd years? A somewhat husky woman who enjoys torturing little schoolchildren and stealing candy from the teachers she is subbing for. No lie. So anyway a Facebook fanpage was made making fun of her usingthe name given to her awhile back and which has been passed down to each class ever since. Seriously, people who are out of COLLEGE were writing on this page.
Don't ask me why, but only about 10 people were called down to talk to DiLo. Go figure... I was one of them. Guys, I don't even remember what I wrote it was like something about breathing loudly. The point is I got in major trouble for it - the police were involved, my parents were pissed, the whole nine. All because some stupid mother ratted us out to the good old boys in blue downtown. Thanks buddy. Moral of the story: The Thorpedo and MnMs should say goodbye to one another.
ANYWAYS, who watched the grammyssss I know I... didn't. Missed it unfortunately. But I did catch Gaga and Elton's performance on Youtube the day after. Amaaaazing I might add. Lady Gaga is a subject for tomorrow's post but... lets just say that piano will be stolen if not chained up. Loved it. Alrighty thats about it. See yahh :)
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